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Quote of the week:
I'm a work youther - Mr H
Other quotes:
Aaaah... we all domed!~My cousin Peter
Mum: Ben works there doesn't he?
Me: *thinks* Oh, yeah... I was wondering which Ben for a moment
Mum: Nameless Ben who's called Ben
You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak... Well, maybe you do, but that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! ~Donkey~Shrek
We are hiding. Everyone be quiet. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh it's me! ~King Julien~Madagascar
Me: I make bread using yeast
Zhenzhen(talking about making alcohol): Isn't that illegal?
Tomato, rabbit, lizard, biscuits ....CHEEZY HAM ON TOAST ~Jo and Helen
The day I was born, I died! ~ Jonathon Boorman!
Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there! ~ Sophie aka Lily
Don't let the pigeon drive the bus! ~ Random sign at mall thing in Bristol, found by me and my cousin!
Badger, Mushroom, Laser Paper, EVIL LEPRECHAUN!! ~ by Alice Parker and Jo Dymel
Plate of beans ~ by Jo Dymel
Just because I walk like Obi-Wan Kenobi ~ from 'The Click' by Good Charlotte
We are the knights who like to say Ni! ~ from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I hate Mondays ~ Puss in Boots from Shrek 2
Here's a dalek, there's a dalek and a bloody lot of daleks ~The Dalek song (see the links section!)
You all laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you're all the same ~ Can't remember where I found it, but it was on some website!!
"I'd like a chicken Ceaser pita please" "What would you like that with?" *questioning look* "Would you like your CHICKEN ceaser pita with chicken or steak?" ~ me and a waiter at Chilis in Reading!
Who needs sanity when you can have...PIZZA!~Sarah Gillham
Oh my love, please don't cry, I'll wash my bloody BADGER and we'll start a new life ~ by me!!
Life...don't talk to me about life! ~Marvin the Paranoid Android (Hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy)
Would you like me to sit in a corner and rust or fall apart where I'm standing? ~ Marvin - Hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy (not in film
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gdnight no lumps ~ Jo Dymel and her friend the ewok!
Zhen Zhen: *glee* I'VE FINISHED! *rocks*
5 minutes later...
Radhika: Is there any particular reason why your hydrogens don't have nuclei?
Miss Hudson (my maths teacher): Does anyone remember the formula for finding the area of a triangle without knowing its perpendicular height?
Catherine: Half A B sine weird snail shell type thing.
Miss Hudson: *blink* Half A B sine WHAT?
Quote of the week:
I'm a work youther - Mr H
Other quotes:
Aaaah... we all domed!~My cousin Peter
Mum: Ben works there doesn't he?
Me: *thinks* Oh, yeah... I was wondering which Ben for a moment
Mum: Nameless Ben who's called Ben
You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak... Well, maybe you do, but that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! ~Donkey~Shrek
We are hiding. Everyone be quiet. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh it's me! ~King Julien~Madagascar
Me: I make bread using yeast
Zhenzhen(talking about making alcohol): Isn't that illegal?
Tomato, rabbit, lizard, biscuits ....CHEEZY HAM ON TOAST ~Jo and Helen
The day I was born, I died! ~ Jonathon Boorman!
Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there! ~ Sophie aka Lily
Don't let the pigeon drive the bus! ~ Random sign at mall thing in Bristol, found by me and my cousin!
Badger, Mushroom, Laser Paper, EVIL LEPRECHAUN!! ~ by Alice Parker and Jo Dymel
Plate of beans ~ by Jo Dymel
Just because I walk like Obi-Wan Kenobi ~ from 'The Click' by Good Charlotte
We are the knights who like to say Ni! ~ from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I hate Mondays ~ Puss in Boots from Shrek 2
Here's a dalek, there's a dalek and a bloody lot of daleks ~The Dalek song (see the links section!)
You all laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you're all the same ~ Can't remember where I found it, but it was on some website!!
"I'd like a chicken Ceaser pita please" "What would you like that with?" *questioning look* "Would you like your CHICKEN ceaser pita with chicken or steak?" ~ me and a waiter at Chilis in Reading!
Who needs sanity when you can have...PIZZA!~Sarah Gillham
Oh my love, please don't cry, I'll wash my bloody BADGER and we'll start a new life ~ by me!!
Life...don't talk to me about life! ~Marvin the Paranoid Android (Hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy)
Would you like me to sit in a corner and rust or fall apart where I'm standing? ~ Marvin - Hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy (not in film
)gdnight no lumps ~ Jo Dymel and her friend the ewok!
Zhen Zhen: *glee* I'VE FINISHED! *rocks*
5 minutes later...
Radhika: Is there any particular reason why your hydrogens don't have nuclei?
Miss Hudson (my maths teacher): Does anyone remember the formula for finding the area of a triangle without knowing its perpendicular height?
Catherine: Half A B sine weird snail shell type thing.
Miss Hudson: *blink* Half A B sine WHAT?
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